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'Ted 2' Trailer has Mark Whalberg Getting Covered in a Wave of Semen

Thu, 2015-01-29 17:27

You gotta hand it to Seth MacFarlane, he keeps finding new ways to incorporate semen into his movies. In the Ted 2 trailer, it's Marky Mark Wahlberg getting covered by an entire wall of the gunk. Add in a few more crude jokes, swap Mila Kunis for Amanda Seyfried and what you have is the summer's first, err, probably second or third sequel. 

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Expect the wacky hijinks and even MORE jiz jokes to ensue on June 26. Now, let's watch Mark Wahlberg slip in semen on loop. 

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Watch These Babies Get Their Minds BLOWN Driving Through Tunnels

Thu, 2015-01-29 15:25
When you're a little baby bub, the whole world is new and exciting. And that provides endless hours of entertainment for the rest of us who know the world is neither new OR exciting. Thank you for making us feel alive again, babies. 

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Indiana Jones Look-alike Professor Gets Pranked by Students

Thu, 2015-01-29 14:17

If you're a college professor and wear a leather fedora, you WILL get compared to Indiana Jones. It's not a bad thing, Indiana Jones is the most bad-ass/absent professor in movie history after all. Some students at Kent State University decided to...

Snickers Just Rolled Out the Best Super Bowl Ad

Thu, 2015-01-29 12:41

Now that we can count Go Daddy out of the race for best Super Bowl ad -- though they do still have a shot at cruelest commercial in the history of advertising -- the crown m...

This Video Shows How Many Dicks are Working in Local News

Thu, 2015-01-29 11:02

Something about the broadcast news industry attracts individuals with goofy names. To back this point up, Jimmy Kimmel made a compilation video of just about ev...

Key & Peele are Back with a Fresh Round of Goofy Player Names

Wed, 2015-01-28 16:07

Key & Peele tapped into the NFL for the latest of their popular series that pokes fun of the names of college football players. The latest video comes just in time for the Super Bowl, with Green Bay Packers' Aaron, I mean A.A. Ron Rodgers and a few other players making cameos for East West Bowl 3. 

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Something tells me that Grunky Peep is going to have a long career ahead of him. I mean, really, this is just a lineup of straight MVPs all around.

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Watch These People Freak Out Testing Tesla's 'Insane Mode'

Wed, 2015-01-28 14:19

Oops, somebody just crapped their pants. 

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The Truth Behind Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein Ad

Wed, 2015-01-28 14:00

Much has been made about Justin Bieber's new Calvin Klein ad. Some say that the image was photohopped, but Bieber denies it. We don't know the answer, but regardless, there's no doubt that Photoshop continues to set unrealistic standards, even among celebrities. 

So we'd like to use this opportunity, and this video, to say- be proud to be yourself.


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Arizona Weatherman Turns Glitch into Hilarious Forecast

Wed, 2015-01-28 12:45

If this weatherman is to be believed, the good folks of Cave Creek, Arizona right now are likely nothing but a smoldering pile of ash. During the weather report yesterday, the map of

Principal Announces Snow Day by Channeling His Inner Disney Princess

Tue, 2015-01-27 16:25

Kids today don't realize how easy they have it. Instead of sitting by the TV at 6 a.m. and waiting to find out if their school would be part of the coveted list of snow day closings, they now have Disney song parodies announcing the good news. 

Louis C.K. Hilariously Points Out How Ridiculous Deflategate Is

Tue, 2015-01-27 16:02

Lotta Louis C.K. stuff to talk about of varying importance so here goes... 

First off, if you had tickets to his fourth sold out show at Madison Square Garden last night then you already know it was canceled. He's sorry about that, but isn...

Jimmy Kimmel Asked People if They Would Admit to Shopping at SkyMall

Tue, 2015-01-27 12:45

In case you missed it, the #1 shopping destination for drunks looking to buy zombie garden statues, SkyMall, has called it quits and declared bankruptcy. Jimmy Kimm...

These Drivers Might Be The Heroes Of Blizzard 2015

Tue, 2015-01-27 11:05

While New Yorkers have been underwhelmed by last night's promised "blizzard," one daredevil made the best of the situation to troll a paranoid news broadcast with a Fast & Furious-style drift. And with perfect timing!

A Jake and Amir Special Announcement

Tue, 2015-01-27 10:23

The End is Near! 

Anime 'Family Matters' is Weirdly Awesome

Mon, 2015-01-26 17:42

I don't think Japan had a version of the hit Friday Night block of shows that ran on ABC in the early 90s known as TGIF, but IF they did...

A Guy Made a Mash-Up to Prove These Songs Sound the Same

Mon, 2015-01-26 17:04

If you're loving Sam Smith's "Stay With Me" but think that it sounds a little too familiar, that might be because your dad's been blasting it on weekends for decades. Only it's known as "I Won't Back Down" by Tom Petty. The record compan...

A Guy Built a Cart for His Girlfriend's Pet Rabbit to Deliver Him Beer

Mon, 2015-01-26 13:56

I had a pet rabbit as a kid, it didn't do much besides hop around on the carpet and leave little turd pellets everywhere. It definitely didn't bring me cold beverages. Redditor WallaceMK spent over a year building a cardboard cart for his girlfriend's pet rabbit, Wallace, and then training the bunny to bring him beer on command. Yes, he had to place some fruit on top of the cart, but everybody needs a little work motivation. 

The little fella will be slinging brews at his local sports bar in no time!

The first step was drawing up a blueprint and then cutting out the cardboard pieces for cart assembly. 

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How to Tell If You're a Basic Bro

Mon, 2015-01-26 10:25

He likes football, cold beer, and not having a shred of originality.

Your Butt Is the Best Tool For Opening a Beer

Sun, 2015-01-25 19:21

2015 is here, and until today I was still opening my beers with a bottle opener...LIKE A CAVEMAN.

It turns out the good lord has bestowed all of us (well, except Hank Hill) with all the tools we need to open bottles - our butts. Yes, butts ...