Facebook is blocked!
Iguana for the mulligan.
Is there anything more embarrassing than being a failure at eating? It's one of the easiest parts of life. Just look at this poor iguana on the PGA Tour, a couple of failed snaps at the golf ball and he scurries away in embarrassment. His little lizard brain just didn't realize he couldn't eat that ball until it was too late.
"What's this, a white rolly thing for me to eat?" Almost, almost..."
"WTF, they're all laughing at me, AND recording this?! Kill me now!"
Still not as embarassing as the iguana caught farting in the bathtub though. You so nasty, iguana.
In other news, nothing matters.
Strangely, "accordian man" didn't have the same sway.
Something smells fishy here.
And I think to myself, what a horrifying world.
A previously unseen blooper from Barnum & Bailey auditions.
If looks could kill, consider me wanted on multiple counts of aggravated murder, babe.
The ice-cream van won't bring you happiness forever, kids.
Whether or not Space Jam 2 is actually being made, the true legacy of the 1996 original is alive and thriving on the subreddit /r/comeonandslam -- solely concerned with mashups of the self-titled theme (though better known by the hook) by Quad City DJ's. Somewhere, Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny are boogying.1. MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This 2. Macklemore - Can't Hold Us 3. Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up 4. Bill Nye the Science Guy Theme 5. PSY - Gangnam Style 6. Disney's "Frozen" - Let It Go
7. Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On 8. The Price is Right Theme (wait for it..) 9. George Michael - Careless Whisper 10. Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire
The top post, however, is this sign from a Japanese airport:
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/EVZaJ-l_G4M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
The theme song to a show about serial killers converted to sound like an 8-bit Atari game? Ahh yeah, that's my jam!
Mike 2600 has converted the show's eerie theme music into an 8-bit version that is begging for a video game companion -- make it happen, internet nerds!
Until that happens though, (probably 24 hours max) you'll just have to play with your Rust Cohle paper doll by Jeannetto for fun. Make him interrogate some beer can men about the pointless existence of life or something.
In the second part, they elegantly drop soap.
Hey, at least they're all better than "babe."
Congratulations, buddy. Your life has officially peaked.
Something seems a little different i...