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Watch This Battle Royale of Alligator vs. Truck

Thu, 2015-05-21 17:51

It's a battle as old as time itself: rednecks vs. alligators. Many a truck-driving man has pitted his vehicle against an alligator and this individual is no different. Who will win: the mighty Nissan with its rubber tires and plastic bumper or the...

Things Not to Do When Talking About Your Dad

Thu, 2015-05-21 15:00

He's banned from charades at family gatherings.

Christina Aguilera is a Celebrity Impression Force to be Reckoned With

Wed, 2015-05-20 16:09

So you though that Christina Aguilera was just a former Mickey Mouse club member turn pop singer/stripper, turn reality show judge, huh? Oh how wrong you are. I mean, you're right, she has had more metamorphosis over the years than Spider-Man, but...

Can You Flush A Chocolate Cake Down A Toilet?

Wed, 2015-05-20 15:30

In CollegeHumor's first mini-documentary find out whether the cake is flushed away, or Emily's dreams.

The Top 10 Guest Presenters of David Letterman's Top 10 List

Wed, 2015-05-20 15:26

The internet LOVES itself some lists,-- if you hadn't noticed there's quite a few of them on this website, in fact -- but David Letterman was doing the list long before the internet came around and jumped on the idea. David Letterman bids farewell tonight and that means one final Top 10 list. He's been doing the tradition since 1985 (the very first was "The Top Ten Things That Almost Rhyme With Peas") and occasionally hands it off to a guest presenter. 

Everyone from Cindy Crawford to Optimus Prime to Lil Wayne has been invited on the show to read the list, but in no particular order, here are 10 of his best guest presenters of the Top 10. 

1. Snoop Dogg - The Top 10 Things That Sound Cool When Said by Snoop Dogg

Source: lateshow

Standout entry: "Could you please pass the Rice-a-motherfuckin-Roni? 

2. Mick Jagger - Top 10 Things Mick Jagger has Learned After 50 Years in Rock n Roll

Source: live&letlive

Standout entry: Nobody wants to hear anything off your new album. 

3. Eminem - The Top 10 Eminem Pieces of Advice for the Kids

Source: justdontgiveadame

Standout entry: "If I sign something for you and I see it on ebay, when you go home I'm gonna be under your bed."

4. Stewie Griffin - The Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Your Child  Source: skydiving

Standout entry: "I found the ghastly video tape of my conception in your closet."

5. Betty White - The Top 10 Betty White Tips for Living a Long and Happy Life

Source: iheartbettywhite

Standout entry: "Schedule a nightly appointment with Dr. Johnnie Walker."

6. Ellen DeGeneres - Top 10 Things That Have Been on Ellen's Mind Lately"

Source: ellen

Standout entry: "For the last time, I'm not Jane Lynch, I'm the other one."   7. The Sopranos cast - Top 10 Things Never Before Said on The Sopranos


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A Poop Shower Ruined This Girl's Sweet 16 Birthday

Wed, 2015-05-20 13:12

"...and it came from the sky"

There are many things that can ruin a birthday party, but a raining turd storm is guaranteed to send guests fleeing EVERYTIME. The unluckiest birthday girl in Pennsylvania had her party ruined when poo...

That Mom From the 90s SunnyD Commercials is Tired of the Sh*t

Wed, 2015-05-20 12:30

Remember those kids from the 90s Sunny Delight commercial? They were a bunch of rollerblading rascals who got WAY too excited about a concentrated orange juice. Well, not much, anything really, has changed except now they're nearing 40, unemployed, and Mrs. B is done taking their shit. 

That purple stuff still looks really tempting. 

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Delta Crammed Every Internet Meme Possible into Their Safety Video

Wed, 2015-05-20 11:46

When you think about companies on the cutting edge of internet pop culture Delta instantly comes to mind, right? What's that, you associate them more with overpriced fares and shitty customer service? What a surprise, so do I! (Nothing you do will make me forget about my spring break 2005 layover in Des Moines, Delta! Nothing!) Delta's working to change that though with their new safety video that is by far the memeiest flight safety video that's ever been created. 

Keyboard cat -- check. 

Nyan cat -- check.

Double Rainbow Guy -- you know it.

Annoying orange -- you bet.

Dramatic Chipmunk -- yup.

Memes, memes, and yes, more memes...

But do they have Doge? Uh, of course they do!

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Could This be the Man to Replace Harry Shearer on The Simpsons?

Tue, 2015-05-19 17:23

Don't chisel out the Ned Flanders tombstone just yet, The Simpsons might not have to say goodbye to all of Harry Shearer's characters. If you weren't paying attention to the internet last week, Fox announced that it would not be renewing Harry She...

If Anti-Drug Campaigns were Realistic

Tue, 2015-05-19 16:24

Sure McGruff told kids how to say no to dope on the playground, but what about when you find yourself surrounded by meth runners accusing you of being a narc? Hmm, what then...

If Characters Said What Their Actors Tweeted

Tue, 2015-05-19 15:00

 In less than 140 characters these characters now sound like idiots.

There's No Escape From This Guy's Non-Stop Food Puns

Tue, 2015-05-19 11:14

Grocery shopping is one of the dullest errands a person can subject themselves to, but unless you want to eat takeout for every meal, it's kind of necessary. This guy finds a way to make it a little more fun by turning every item in the store into...

This Scene From 'Bloodsport' is a Perfect Mentos Commercial

Mon, 2015-05-18 17:09

I don't think Mentos has made a commercial since at least the mid-1990s, but the ads had an unbelievably cheesy and carefree feel about them. If you'll allow me to indulge you in some candy history, they generally had some sort of problem that was...

The Handjob Sketch ('The Britishes')

Mon, 2015-05-18 15:20

Lord British decides it may be time to take his daily stimulation into his own hands...

A Couple of Bros Strapped Roman Candles to a Drone and Paid the Price

Mon, 2015-05-18 10:31

Roman candles are fun. Drones are fun. So together they should be fun, right? Well, that kind of depends; if you're not the target of the drone's roman candle attack, then yes.

Watch This Badass Behind-The-Scenes Footage From 'Mad Max'

Sun, 2015-05-17 17:00

If you haven't seen the new Mad Max yet, do. If you have, then you're almost guaranteed to have loved it (98% guaranteed according to RottenTomatoes), ...

This Badass Swede Scared The Sh*t Out Of A Charging Bear

Sun, 2015-05-17 16:30

Put this on my bucket list of things not to try before I die. Because if I ever got in the way of a charging bear I wouldn't have much time before I died anyway. But this badass Swede stares death right in the face, adopts a power stance,...

Someone Made A Beautiful Symphony Out Of Their Magnificent Fart

Sun, 2015-05-17 11:57

Inspiration can come from the most unexpected of places. That was proven true when one YouTuber found that his fart contain seven distinct tones, playing a mellifluous melody that could be turned into a masterpiece musical composition. So that's w...