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So did you hear about the UFO enthusiasts who are
suing Virginia's governor for failing to repel an
ongoing "clandestine invasion" of the state? Well,
we'll spare you most of the details of this
groundbreaking federal lawsuit, with the exception of
this marvelous affidavit filed in support of the suit.
Seems that Ms. Morgan might want to consider
relocating from the very alien-heavy precinct of
Woodbridge, Virginia. TSG has also thrown in a
sheriff's report memorializing one of Morgan's
supposed 1999 run-ins. Love that drawing! (3 pages)
Congratulations go out to the winners of our "Were You Always an Italian?" book raffle: Mike Alsman, Colleen Cahill, Randall Rule, Christina Serian, and Rick Warren. Prize contest: Who's the generous heart patient? | |||
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