Meet Michael Pavlich. The dopey 48-year-old Georgia man was just nailed for a very unique attempted armed robbery, according to this September 6 incident report from the Richmond County Sheriff's office. Turns out cooler head did not prevail at the Circle K. (3 pages)

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