Singer Dionne Warwick got busted yesterday (5/12) when Miami airport cops discovered 11 joints stashed in her luggage, according to this police incident report. The 61-year-old Warwick, who had her pot tastefully hidden in a "small silver case," was released after signing an affidavit promising to appear at a court hearing. Since the pot possession charge was only a misdemeanor, Warwick avoided handcuffs and a mug shot. Who knew little weenies cured the munchies? (1 page)

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