We've come across some weird police busts, but until Nicholas Vitalich's recent arrest, TSG had never seen a perp nabbed for assaulting someone with such a strange deadly weapon. According to this San Diego police report, the 24-year-old Vitalich attacked his girlfriend at a Ralph's supermarket and then hightailed it to a T.G.I. Friday's (where he was subsequently arrested). For his violent outburst, Vitalich will face the scales of justice. (5 pages)

TSG's archive is filled with other tales of quirky criminality, from the gallstone thief to the fiendish pharmacist's assistant. There's also some nasty nurses, a cat killer, a bad Dirty Harry impersonator, and a randy stripper. And who could forget this horse lover or those kooks partial to poison darts?

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