Sadly, this Florida couple's wedding day ended with the Mrs. in the can. And, to boot, the lovebirds will have nothing tucked away in the freezer for their first anniversary, as this incident report shows. But on a bright note, you gotta love how the Stuart Police Department headlined its press release on the matter. Such decorum! (2 pages)

Other innovative weapons? A fish and some burgers.

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