After five long months of marriage, that unfunny dope Tom Green has filed for divorce from actress Drew Barrymore. The "Freddy Got Fingered" star cited "irreconcilable differences" in this divorce petition filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on December 17. From 3000 miles away, TSG swears we heard Barrymore's sigh of relief. (2 pages)

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