Meet Jacob Furey. He's a 19-year-old fast food employee who just got nailed for a rather stupid prank. Just when TSG thought these guys were the biggest dopes slinging tacos, Furey comes along and gets arrested for "adulterating" a customer's grub. Too bad the diner was a Roseville, Minnesota cop. Furey's felonious hijinks have him facing a max of five years in jail and a $10,000 fine. (4 pages)

ABC covers up a Bond girl.

New prize contest: ID the jailhouse contraband.

Join TSG's mailing list.

 

 

< 1 2 3 4 > home | archive | contest | search