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If you listen to Howard Stern's radio show or saw his movie "Private
Parts," you know all about the Kielbasa Queen. When it comes to
swallowing sausages in a suggestive manner, the lady has no equal.
That's probably why she recently applied to trademark her name, a
filing that will surely trigger Stern's gag reflex since the Queen has
invoked the King of All Media's name in her proposed TM (protective of
his handle, the radio star has already trademarked "Howard Stern" and
the valuable "Fartman"). Riddled with hilarious spelling mistakes, the
Queen's U.S. Commerce Department application is now being reviewed by
government lawyers. (4 pages)
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