JUNE 4--Today's indictment of Martha Stewart is not only a major inconvenience for the "domestic doyenne," but it may spell trouble for her birdbaths and dryer. That's because Martha had planned on handling a couple of crucial domestic chores today, according to her always amusing calendar in "Martha Stewart Living," the monthly magazine. We're guessing that tomorrow's planned appearance at the botanical ball has been shelved, though Martha shouldn't skip Saturday's facial, manicure, and pedicure. A defendant, you know, needs to keep up her appearance. (1 page)

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