With our Polaroid in tow (see preceding photo), TSG recently ventured into the bathroom of the New York City Starbucks where a Toronto man alleges he was mangled in mid-August. In this lawsuit just filed in New York's State Supreme Court, Edward Skwarek alleges that a shifting toliet seat resulted in him suffering a "crushed penis." Skwarek and his wife are seeking $1.5 million in damages from the java joint. FYI: When TSG visited the loo, the Starbucks seat was on its best behavior. (5 pages)

Speaking of headaches, NBA rookie Leon Smith is recovering from an overdose of 250 aspirins. According to this Dallas police report, the Mavericks forward (who was in high school last year) swallowed the pills shortly after vandalizing a neighbor's car. An agitated Smith told cops he was an Indian fighting Columbus. (2 pages)

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