Click here if you'd like to see which newly elected governor is probably the only politician to have his name trademarked. Hint: He once applied the brain claw to Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka. (1 page)

For our regular offering, below you will find a federal court complaint filed recently by the parents of a Florida high school student who allegedly received some bizarre "discipline" at the hands of a former teacher. (5 pages)

Hey, what happened to poor Jimmy?