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Joe Cool On Ice

Moniker no cover for creep who leads off mug roundup

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Joe Cool On Ice

APRIL 23--The alleged Nebraska pervert who kicks off this week's mug shot roundup was busted Wednesday on child porn and other felony charges. As seen on the slate in his booking photo, the 38-year-old is named Joe Cool.

A few notes about the remaining suspects: 1) We can only assume that 'Shrek' is the nickname of the 19-year-old Floridian on page #2; 2) As for the upper lip ink on the Californian on page #3, it is unclear what the 'It' is. Perhaps 'Free Mustache Rides' would have been less confusing; 3) The Florida man, 24, on page #7 was nabbed Wednesday for possession of drug paraphernalia. Though he doesn't look like a Bernard, his given name; and 4) Popped last Sunday in Georgia for simple battery, the 31-year-old gent on page #13 appears to be one of those diehard Hillary Clinton fans/PUMA brigade members. (15 pages)