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Willie Nelson stocks Honeysuckle Rose III (that's his tour bus, not a groupie) with loads of healthy, organic, free-range goodies like "butterfly cut organic free range pork chops" and two gallons of distilled aloe vera (good for ulcers, irritable bowels, chronic constipation, chronic heartburn, and acid reflux). As for weed-loving Willie's requirement for "Smoke-Free Concerts," we're not buying it. That's like outlawing Suzy Q's at a Ruben Studdard gig. (7 pages)

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