BACKSTAGE RIDER: Cutout Bin

Kenny G

Kenny G

The neatness, precision, and sterility of this contract rider perfectly reflect the artist for whom it was drafted. And why are we not surprised that the G-man requires a private lavatory? But we did raise an eyebrow at that request for a hasp and padlock assembly. Who knew there were so many Kenny G stalkers out there? (4 pages)

Kenny G Rider

Random Demands

Two (2) Cans Of Pringles

The members of Kiss enjoy their potato chips in a consistently saddle-shaped form. View the Rider »
March 5, 2015
DOCUMENT: Crime

Brazen Bagpipe Burglar Being Sought By Cops
Instrument was stolen from car during daylight aerophone heist

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