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The neatness, precision, and sterility of this contract rider perfectly reflect the artist for whom it was drafted. And why are we not surprised that the G-man requires a private lavatory? But we did raise an eyebrow at that request for a hasp and padlock assembly. Who knew there were so many Kenny G stalkers out there? (4 pages)
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Cave-Aged Gruyere Cheese
Singer/activist M.I.A. enjoys cheese carefully aged in warm, humid subterranean vaults.
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September 18, 2023
Canine was killed after attacking new puppy in perp's residence