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Kenny G

Kenny G

The neatness, precision, and sterility of this contract rider perfectly reflect the artist for whom it was drafted. And why are we not surprised that the G-man requires a private lavatory? But we did raise an eyebrow at that request for a hasp and padlock assembly. Who knew there were so many Kenny G stalkers out there? (4 pages)

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June 14, 2018
DOCUMENT: Crime

Woman Gets Two Years For Gun In Body Cavity
Defendant's "projected discharge date" is listed as September 2019

  1. BUSTER: Man With Gun Tattooed On His Forehead Is Busted On Weapons Possession Charge

  2. BUSTER: Man Arrested After Bringing Meth To Police Station To Have It Tested By Cops

  3. DOCUMENT: Woman Gets Two Years For Gun In Body Cavity

  4. DOCUMENT: Rev. Al Sharpton Gave Himself A $437,555 "Bonus"

  5. BUSTER: Driver Offers Florida Cops Best Explanation For Why He Is Driving With A Concealed Hatchet