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Survivor

Survivor

Apparently those persistent rumors that Survivor died of autoerotic asphyxiation were not true. We're not sure where the group performs (we'd guess it's venues like Boca's Shady Acres Rest Home), but here's hoping that the backstage buffet isn't too greasy. (2 pages)

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Prunes In Juice

Van Morrison enjoys prunes in juice. There will be no "brown eyed" jokes here.

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January 18, 2019
DOCUMENT: Crime

Detectives Get An Eyeful At Red Light
Motorist was smoking crack, getting pleasured at same time

  1. DOCUMENT: Detectives Get An Eyeful At Red Light

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  4. BUSTER: Jack Russell Thief Claimed He Took Terriers For “Therapy” Purposes

  5. BUSTER: Minnesota Man, 48, Gets Naked, Imitates Florida Man In St. Petersburg Hotel