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The Monkees

The Monkees

This document proves three things about rock stars: 1) Real musicians don't need to quibble about their billing; 2) Real musicians don't need to tell anyone how to spell their name; and 3) Real musicians eat meat. See Mike Nesmith. (4 pages)

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One (1) Pack Of Magnum Condoms

When booking Gnarls Barkley, a promoter must be ready to handle birth control needs. View the Rider »
October 15, 2018
DOCUMENT: Florida, Crime

Cops: Suspect Chewed, Ate Crack Pipe
Suspect, 52, was bleeding from her mouth when apprehended

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