John Edwards

Years before his hotel room would be outfitted with a New Age mistress, John Edwards like to relax after a hard day of campaigning on the road (as John Kerry’s running mate) with a couple of bottles of white wine and the occasional burrito.

Additionally, since our copy of his hotel rider is a bit degraded, we want to point out that the disgraced Democrat actually liked “hot meals,” not “ho meals.” (1 page)