While the Bloodhound Gang claims to be serious, they sure do ask for a lot of silly stuff. Candy separated by color? Not gonna happen. Refrigerator magnet? No way. Two pounds of shrimp if they sell out? Forget about it. A small rhesus monkey? Nah--though they admit that one's a joke. Here's some free advice, guys: stick with hip-hop standards like chicken and ribbed condoms. (3 pages)

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