Not content to sit home and collect Social Security and wait for the inevitable Rock and Roll Hall of Fame call, Journey remains on the road performing songs released decades ago (they achieve this, of course, with the aid of a nimble-fingered massage therapist). But somebody's gotta tell the guys the drink is Gatorade, not "Gator Aide." (3 pages)

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