It's no surprise to us that his chicken shacks never took off since Kenny Rogers doesn't even like his grub to come from chain restaurants. But we have a bone to pick with The Gambler: While it takes two whole pages to cover Kenny's food needs, his Christmas kiddie choir members are left to divvy up a lone vat of Kool-Aid. Bah-humbug! (5 pages)

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