We'll be honest: Mariah Carey gets on TSG's nerves. Her songs are incredibly banal and her wardrobe would make most strippers blush. As for those backstage requirements, well, who the hell orders Cristal, champagne glasses, and bendy straws? You can take the girl out of Massapequa... (2 pages)

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