The Rolling Stones were once the world's greatest rock band--back when Keith was on smack and crawled around dressing room floors looking for his misplaced works. Now the band travels with its own comfy backstage furniture and requires the promoter to install a snooker table--no, not a pool table, a snooker table--backstage. But the most troubling requirement involves video games, including one that must be--egad!--"suitable for families and small children." Must be for one of Mick's 22 kids. (6 pages)

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