Will Release Of Obama's Purported Birth Certificate Give Rise To New "Certer" Movement?

This morning’s White House release of President Barack Obama’s long form birth certificate will, of course, do little to derail the “birther” movement, which will now analyze the document with the kind of verve previously directed toward those Texas Air National Guard memos faxed to CBS from that Kinko’s in Abilene.

So here’s a few nutty points about the birth certificate sure to be seized upon by the nonbelievers:

• If the original document was in a bound volume (as reflected by the curvature of the left hand side of the certificate), how can the green patterned background of the document's safety paper be so seamless?

• Why, if Obama was born on August 4, 1961, was the “Date Accepted by Local Reg.” four days later on August 8, 1961?

• What is the significance of the smudges in the box containing the name of the reported attendant?

• David A. Sinclair, the M.D. who purportedly signed the document, died nearly eight years ago at age 81. So he is conveniently unavailable to answer questions about Obama’s reported birth.

• In the “This Birth” box there are two mysterious Xs above “Twin” and “Triplet.” Is there a sibling or two unaccounted for?

• What is the significance of the mysterious numbers, seen vertically, on the document’s right side?

• Finally, the “Signature of Local Registrar” in box 21 may be a desperate attempt at establishing the document’s Hawaiian authenticity. Note to forgers: It is spelled “Ukulele.”

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Yes, he's a leftwing nut job. But, he's more than that. He's the guy on the street with the nose rings and the dreadlocks and the lice. He's the guy in Starbucks making coffee because it's the only job he can get with his degree in Art History. He does't always have money for rent and food but he always has money for weed. He rents a dingy studio apartment with a window on the sidewalk level. Bums sleep on his steps and pee on his sidewalk window. He doesn't care. He doesn't even notice the smell. He's the guy that rides a bicycle everywhere he goes because he can't afford a car. He has to keep replacing the bicycle because people like him keep stealing it. He has no mechanical skills. He has no administrative skills. He has no trade. He is a vegan and is too weak from malnutrition to work at any kind of physical labor job; not that he would take one anyway as that kind of work is beneath him. He despises the military and law enforcement. He has an upside down american flag taped to his sidewalk window ... right next to his marijuana flag. He hangs out with other leftwing losers who blame their inumerable failures in life on people they've never met and know nothing about. He's always borrowing money from someone but never pays them back. He gives them some weed instead. He's never contributed time or money to any civic project yet he constantly criticizes his community. He fully immerses himself in anything leftwing. The more these leftwing organizations bash America, the more rabid he becomes. He is a Liberal. When he gets old and is unable to support himself he will turn to welfare. He is a parasite. When his life is over he will have contributed nothing but hated and bigotry to the world. He is a Liberal.
Now THAT was good :) The funny thing is I actually have friends like that in one of the stages. How very, very funny. It should be written into a song.
And he has the nerve to call us rednecks, teabaggers, and every other insulting name he can think of when he, himself, has the I.Q. of a microcephalic.... .
Racist. Check. Teabagger. Check. Redneck. Check. A**hole. Check.
FAKE. The term "African" for race was not used on official Government Docs until 1997. It should be Ne gro or Colored. Apparently the Smoking Gun censors the word N E G R O
As does every other major publication when it is a perfectly legitimate and non-offensive word, and I would assume still in the dictionary....
In those days, "African" was not used as a race.....It is a nationality....Also, I don't see the Dr's name listed, and the witness's name is smudged....To me, this doesn't look any better than that "short" green form he has had up on the internet for three years....I'm sure people will believe it, though....Good job, Donald...
"Attendant" appears to refer to the physician at delivery.
While I assume the article is tongue-in-cheek: It should be pretty obvious that the green pattern is from the paper that the digital copy was printed on. There are versions that can be obtained without the green pattern, but the green pattern shows that the hospital certified the printout of the digital copy and used their special paper.
This seems very suspicious to me. People still need to question the authenticity of this. Don't believe what Obama wants to spoon feed you to believe. The real question here is why is there no religous affiliation on the document? There is on any other birth certificate. The answer is because Obama's worst fear is that the American people know that he is in fact a Muslim. I don't trust this man at all. He is destroying this country and he is full of lies.