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Will Release Of Obama's Purported Birth Certificate Give Rise To New "Certer" Movement?

This morning’s White House release of President Barack Obama’s long form birth certificate will, of course, do little to derail the “birther” movement, which will now analyze the document with the kind of verve previously directed toward those Texas Air National Guard memos faxed to CBS from that Kinko’s in Abilene.

So here’s a few nutty points about the birth certificate sure to be seized upon by the nonbelievers:

• If the original document was in a bound volume (as reflected by the curvature of the left hand side of the certificate), how can the green patterned background of the document's safety paper be so seamless?

• Why, if Obama was born on August 4, 1961, was the “Date Accepted by Local Reg.” four days later on August 8, 1961?

• What is the significance of the smudges in the box containing the name of the reported attendant?

• David A. Sinclair, the M.D. who purportedly signed the document, died nearly eight years ago at age 81. So he is conveniently unavailable to answer questions about Obama’s reported birth.

• In the “This Birth” box there are two mysterious Xs above “Twin” and “Triplet.” Is there a sibling or two unaccounted for?

• What is the significance of the mysterious numbers, seen vertically, on the document’s right side?

• Finally, the “Signature of Local Registrar” in box 21 may be a desperate attempt at establishing the document’s Hawaiian authenticity. Note to forgers: It is spelled “Ukulele.”

Comments (1500)

Please, you make us all look bad. Pay better attention before you hang your neck out there. The address you speak of is clearly the address of the mother not the hospital.
ha ha ha ha, amateur wanna-be sleuthing by people with an obvious agenda is so cute. It’s almost like their thinking, but not quite.
Looks to me like ZogBama FAKED a takedown of the FAKE 9-11 villain so that the American sheeple would quick forget about his FAKED birth certificate.
What reasons does Joy Behar give for doing away with the 2012 elections?
Time to take a pizza and ginger ale break
Mo Ma, "Time to take a pizza and ginger ale break" You really are Rosie O'Donnell aren't you?
No... Mo Ma' is an old Chinese male nickname for an expert in empty-hand fighting.....known to maintain a low profile...
I thought you wanted to be everyone's MoMa & nag us not to pick on your undocumented POTUS. The Secret Service threats didn't work so now your trying the personal approach? That's it I'm gonna have Bolo Yeung come to your house for threatening us LOL. P.S. pizza & soda goes well together with martial arts huh?
I don't know exactly why... someone told me.... probably a flippant remark to insult Republicans.
Are you male or female???