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Wanton Tamale Assault Lands Florida Woman Behind Bars

Meet Adyan Sanchez.

The Florida woman was arrested Saturday morning for domestic battery after allegedly assaulting her boyfriend with a plate of tamales. Sanchez, 30, told cops that she tossed the corn-based projectiles at her boyfriend after he called her a “bitch” in front of the couple’s one-year-old son.

According to a police report excerpted here, deputies responded to a 911 call from the Bradenton home shared by the couple. Upon their arrival, officers found the alleged victim, Roberto Olvera, with “tamale sauce all over his pants.”

As officers were interviewing Olvera, Sanchez, a cop noted, “burst in interrupting him telling him to tell me that he called her a bitch” during an argument earlier in the day, and that “she threw the tamales on him because she is not going to let him call her a bitch in front of her son and get away with it.”

Sanchez, a teacher’s assistant, was booked into the Manatee County Jail on a misdemeanor battery count. She was released after posting $500 bond.

Comments (16)

Don'choo call me no beetch mang; say hello to my leetle friends!
POLICE STATE!
I love tamales. I wish I had a girlfriend who would make me homemade fresh tamales. She could even throw them at me or on me as long as I got to eat a few of them. I wouldn't even care if the salsa ruined my pants. I wouldn't call her a nasty name if she made me tamales. I'd give a big hug and a kiss.
If there's one thing I've learned about you, you sure like your tamales. And you're also very romantic. Oh wait. That's two things. Forget the first one. I'm hungry.
Men are routinely arrested for petty charges like this, or even less. Women's physically injurious, domestic violence against men is grossly under reported, while male victims are still routinely being ignored by the taxpayer funded domestic violence industry. Credible research overwhelmingly shows that the ratio of d.v. is at least 50/50 between women & men. http://tinyurl.com/3sakk According to one study by researchers who work at the CDC, in 70% of domestic violence incidents, where the domestic violence is not mutual, it's women who initiate the domestic violence. http://tinyurl.com/yzm9xhe The taxpayer funded domestic violence industry has largely mischaracterized the true nature of d.v. from the beginning and continues to mislead the public. D.V. law follows a gender feminist agenda/ideology over facts in evidence and does great harm to many innocent men (and also many battering women who need help) as shown in "Los Misandry" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAmOxvudpF8
Women have been getting their asses beat since the dawn of time as well as being killed. Now all of a sudden we have had enough and fight back and it is considered domestic violence? That is a bunch of crap! If men wouldn't treat women like crap and call them names like Bitch and etc., maybe we wouldn't get mad and smack them upside the head or throw a plate of tamales on them! She is my heroine and I don't blame her for what she did. If my old man kept calling me names, I would've thrown something at him, too!
Little children are least able to contend with domestic violence in their families. Why isn't more scrutiny given to violent mothers? According to the U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services and DOJ statistics, more kids are killed by neglect and abuse in a year (1,760 in 2007), than all the female intimate partner homicides in a year. Mothers are the single largest group of kid killers, according to HHS and they have a rate twice that of fathers. Nowhere near the money is spent to protect kids from kid killing mothers as is spent by the domestic violence industry to protect women. A lot of innocent men are witch-hunted by the corrupt, gender feminist influenced, taxpayer funded, domestic violence industry. Involving the corrupt d.v. industry in an attempt to prevent abusive and neglectful deaths of children is a big mistake. No place better characterizes the corruption of the taxpayer funded, domestic violence industry than "Los Misandry" at Youtube.
V.P. Biden recently called violence against women, "the very worst abuse." The very worst abuse is valuing one life less than another for having been born the wrong sex. Under Biden's Violence Against Women Act the wrong sex is men. Shelter and services are virtually non-existent for male victims of domestic violence so those options out of a bad relationship, that are routinely available to women, are very often not available to men. Men wind up gender profiled and often falsely accused by the taxpayer funded, d.v. industry, because of gender feminist ideology controlling the d.v. industry. Men are often battered by domestic violence, and then battered again by the taxpayer funded, domestic violence industry as shown in "Los Misandry" at Youtube.
I have to agree with the previous poster. Do we really need the police hauling away a mother in front of her child because she threw some sauce on her boyfriend's pants?
This is what our country has come to. Cops have handcuffed and hauled off six year old kids. Cops have raided lemonade stands. Cops have stood around while killers slaughtered students at Columbine and a family in Cheshire, CT, instead of going in and confronting them. Arrested for tossing some sauce? Absolutely ridiculous and pathetic. Cops are nothing more than revenue collectors. They're good for nothing else.