In-Flight Masturbator Cops Federal Plea For Illegally Joining Mile High Club

The Florida man who “masturbated to the point of ejaculation” during a recent United Airlines flight pleaded guilty Friday to a federal criminal charge, according to court records.

Kyle Pearce, 25, copped a misdemeanor plea during an appearance in U.S. District Court in Denver, Colorado. He faces a maximum of 90 days in jail, a year of supervised release, and a maximum $5000 fine when sentenced August 19.

Pearce, pictured at right, was arrested by FBI agents after he made an “obscene and indecent exposure of his person” during a May 19 flight to Denver from Spokane, Washington. According to an FBI affidavit, an 18-year-old woman who was seated next to Pearce told investigators, “I sat next to a man on a plane who was masterbating [sic]. I heard a noise and looked over and saw his penis.”

The teenager continued, “He ejaculated & got some on the seat. Then he went to the bathroom for a long time.”

A second passenger, Grayson Miller, corroborated the woman’s account. Miller, 18, recalled, “My friend Zach turned to me and said, ‘That man is masturbating’ and in disbelief, I looked and saw his penis and he was.” In a written statement, Miller added, “I hit him with my book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom.”

Pearce remains free on $25,000 unsecured bond. As part of his conditions of release, Magistrate Judge Kathleen Tafoya ordered last month that he undergo “mental health and counseling” treatment.

Comments (19)

I am shocked by this story. I can't believe how the TSA is whittling away all our rights. If we can't masturbate on public transportation in view of other people, the terrorists win. Damn you Al Qaeda!
Yes, it is shocking but as we look at the world today, the whole world does "shocking" things. I think the word of God says it best in 2 Timothy 3:1-4 "This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men (mankind) shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontient, fierce, despisers of those that are good, traitors, heady, highminded, and lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God! The world needs Jesus Christ! What does Jesus mean to you? God bless.
Sounds like that's happening, all right. That along with so many natural disasters and even animals acting strangely. It is apparent that since our country (and much of the world) has been moving away from God, that our troubles are rapidly increasing.
Save this crap for Sunday
God is not just for Sunday - God is 24-7 365 days a year and He is God and He will not be pushed into a corner - just on Sunday. The world and its problems just don't happen on Sunday - so please wake up - God is God and He will not be isolated. You will have to die someday, and what then? What will you say then when you face the living God, face to face?
Ok, we'll see you on this website on Sunday, then. Nothing like a little intolerance there, AsSeenOnTV. Would you say something similar to someone with liberal views because liberalism is a religion to them.
It's kind of strange that Miller said he threw a book at Pearce which made Pearce stop what he was doing and go into the bathroom, yet the teenaged girl said Pearce had finished and got some on the seat. Unless, when Miller hit him with the book, that's what got Pearce off. Maybe Pearce likes it masochistic style.
Delta Airlines (We love to fly and it shows) ain't got nothing on this guy. He REALLY loves to fly. And it shows. And stains.
Anyone with the audacity to masturbate openly in public has got to be a certified psychopath. He doesn't belong in jail, he belongs in a psychiatric ward.
@ BrianKB: I believe my username says it all. suck my balls or stop visiting the site you pretentious ass, how's that for critical thinking?