Florida Keys Man Busted For Theft Of Couple’s "Bag Of Dildos"

Meet Mitchell Tice.

The beaming Florida Keys man, 40, was arrested last night and charged with stealing a box of sex toys.

Tice, a breakfast cook, allegedly swiped the items in January after breaking into a utility trailer owned by a couple for whom he then worked. Tice also allegedly pinched two laptop computers and a wig, according to a Monroe County Sheriff’s Office report excerpted here.

Tice was linked to the theft after his girlfriend, Pshantel Scott, told detectives that her beau “had placed a bag of dildo’s (sex toys) under their bed.” Scott, 38, added that Tice told her he stole the sex toys “from his boss’s trailer.”

Scott turned over the hot items, which “were placed into property.” The sex toys were later shown to the restaurant owners, who “positively identified the items as theirs.”

Charged with felony burglary and two misdemeanor counts, Tice is being held in lieu of $4000 bond at a county lockup.

Comments (7)

Sweet Jesus, is that ear hair????
If he does get prison time, which is unlikely, preparing himself with the dildos just may make the time a bit easier......
he must of had fun with those sex toys with that smile on his face. Maybe he used them on himself.
I don't even want to touch this report.
Grand Theft Dildo!!! YAHOOO! the idea was given by my wife
When your wife comes up with an idea, and it involves stealing a dildo, I would think LONG and HARD about what is going through her MIND. :)
Just "a breakfast cook"???? Makes one wonder just how did he scramble the breakfast eggs, butter the toast and provide cream for the coffee