In Some Parts Of The U.S. "Redneck" Is Actually Considered A Religion

While certainly no experts on spiritual matters, until today we were unaware of the existence of a religion being practiced in the South.

As seen in the above excerpt from a Bradenton (Florida) Police Department report, suspect Joshua Lee Joehlin told cops that he is a member of the “Redneck” faith.

Joehlin, a 20-year-old Texan, was busted early Sunday morning on a felony charge of engaging in a lewd and lascivious act with a minor. Joehlin, pictured at left, is being held in the Manatee County jail in lieu of $10,000 bond.

Comments (65)

I'm not a redneck and I can do all those things. And I help others do them as well. In fact, I can not only change a tire, I know how to make a tire. And how to hire rednecks to unclog my sewer (hint- fresh road kill helps seal the deal). Thanks fellas!
@yagottabekidding I am proud of you, and I bet you get well paid for knowing how to make a tire. Firestone, Kelly, or Goodyear? We appreciate you calling to have your sewer unstopped, I normally carry a few hundred Dollars in my pocket from doing things like that for folks that think they are too good to do it themselves. I normally take about five minutes to unclog one and then I just rattle a few tools, cuss a couple of times(you expect that from us uneducated folks) and then after half an hour I crawl out and wipe the sweat and tell you that since it was not as bad as I thought it would be and it is on my way home I only charge you $175 for the job. You are so gullible that you think you are really getting a bargain. I had done a fellows over in town that i knew had no money so did not charge him anything, thanks for paying his for him, that was mighty white of you. And I am sure Mr. Jordan would appreciate it too if he knew about it. That is the only way to get a Liberal to help folks with their money, they always want to use taxpayers money for that. God Bless America
Lets just call him an "Inbred Redneck"!!! America's future - SCARY!!!
Well, how do you know he is inbred, do you have a lot of experience with inbreds, maybe some of you relatives.
After looking at his photo? I think Redneck is the wrong word. "Inbred' would be better.
I will ask you the same question I ask your brother above. Read it there you are not worth the effort to type it again.
All of you wise guys. Being country is not the same as being stupid. Being southern is not the same as being racist. Yes we are different than you: We love our God. Love our Mothers. Respect our Fathers. Believe there is a difference between right and wrong. And know that there is a line that you don't cross. Wish succession was a real possibility. Too bad it didn't work out last time. Your values are not mine. I want nothing you offer. My values are not represented. Just leave us alone to live our lives, love our families, raise our children. You communist, leftist, Obama-noids, will loose. There are more of us than there are of you foolish, naive, goofs. We have had enough of you Red diaper doper babies, communist, far leftist. Just because you piss down my back and tell me it is cool rain. Does not make it so.
and being country or southern is not the same as being a redneck. Despite the cutsie defininition given it by Jeff Foxworthy the term redneck is a derogatory term for a white southerner who is stupid, worthless, classless, proud of their ignorance, prone to violence, theiving, lying piece of trash, much the same as a certain word beginning with "N" is applied to another segment of society. Both words are hateful and wrong, and both mean the same thing, depending on the who they are being said about. What Jeff and all the media spin doctors are talking about are southerners, or if you need a "cute" name, hicks or bubbas.
Uh- you may want to look up succession. I don't think you want Malia to be the next President.
Just because you piss down my back and tell me it is cool rain. Does not make it so. Keep your change. I'll keep my Guns and my money.