In Some Parts Of The U.S. "Redneck" Is Actually Considered A Religion

While certainly no experts on spiritual matters, until today we were unaware of the existence of a religion being practiced in the South.

As seen in the above excerpt from a Bradenton (Florida) Police Department report, suspect Joshua Lee Joehlin told cops that he is a member of the “Redneck” faith.

Joehlin, a 20-year-old Texan, was busted early Sunday morning on a felony charge of engaging in a lewd and lascivious act with a minor. Joehlin, pictured at left, is being held in the Manatee County jail in lieu of $10,000 bond.

Comments (65)

MagnumXL, You are a bigot and a hater. You are total scum and a POS. Question: Why is it half the people in this country are trying to move to the South? Hint: It's not just the weather, idiot.
Is it so they can use racial slurs with impunity? Did I get it right?
With the rampant PC movement the chances are good that Redneck will be granted religious protection. After all, Islam is accepted even though it's actually a political agenda for world domination through terrorism and repression.
Arrested for getting a bj, poor bastard.
I've known a few women who should be retrained for that "special" skill.
Two more generations and there will be an entire subspecies: "Homo sapiens rubrojugulus."
I always wondered how rednecks kept that moniker because most of them still have mullets and their hair covers their necks. Maybe it should be changed to red ears.
We have a Govenor who worships aqua-buddha, a creepy candidate that ran for Del State Senate who claimed she was not a witch, so why not a redneck religious movement...
Second that Mo Ma... AND a Wisconsin C average Governor who would NOT be qualified to substitute in his own state because he never finished college...
Is this all you got? What an unworthy news article. The AP must have been slow today.