In Some Parts Of The U.S. "Redneck" Is Actually Considered A Religion

While certainly no experts on spiritual matters, until today we were unaware of the existence of a religion being practiced in the South.

As seen in the above excerpt from a Bradenton (Florida) Police Department report, suspect Joshua Lee Joehlin told cops that he is a member of the “Redneck” faith.

Joehlin, a 20-year-old Texan, was busted early Sunday morning on a felony charge of engaging in a lewd and lascivious act with a minor. Joehlin, pictured at left, is being held in the Manatee County jail in lieu of $10,000 bond.

Comments (65)

Would you have the run with this story if the creep was black and his "religion" was voodoo? Fail!!!
I can't believe you're running this because of one creep/jokester. What, are you out of your minds?? Do you hate The South that much? Is it a joke????
Southerners are the filth of this planet,
You mean like MLK, Jr, Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, Helen Keller, Louis Armstrong, Truman Capote, Chuck Yeager....? Idiot.
I know the "kid" is from Texas, but all I need to say is "Flori-duh."