No, Guys, You Should Never Drunkenly Tell A Pair Of Cops About Your Weakness For Men In Uniform

Meet Jonathan Corcoran.

The 22-year-old Iowan was at the Sports Column watering hole early Saturday when a pair of Iowa City cops arrived to conduct a “bar check.”

That is when Corcoran (seen at right) took the opportunity to approach the officers and announce, “I love to fuck a man in uniform.”

The cops, noting that Corcoran had “bloodshot watery eyes and slurred speech,” moved away, but Corcoran followed. He again repeated his preference for uniformed consorts.

Officers then “made contact” with Corcoran, who “demonstrated poor coordination, repetitive speech and smelled strongly of an odor of an alcoholic beverage.” While estimating that he consumed a few beers over the previous three hours, Corcoran registered a .212 blood alcohol content when taking a post-arrest Breathalyzer test.

After being read his Miranda rights, Corcoran said, “Sure I’m intoxicated.” In Corcoran’s defense, of course, he had been drinking in a bar.

Charged with public intoxication, Corcoran was booked into the Johnson County jail. He was later released after entering a guilty plea.