No Inmate Has A Better Name Than Takeila Calada Brown

A woman named Takeila Calada Brown has been spending recent weekends in a South Carolina jail, according to court records.

The uniquely named defendant was sentenced to the 48-hour incarcerations in connection with a Family Court matter.

In an unrelated case, the 35-year-old Brown was convicted last year of assault and received a 30-day suspended jail sentence on the misdemeanor charge (she was also fined $55). Additionally, Brown was indicted in 2011 for child neglect, though prosecutors eventually declined to pursue that charge.

Brown is pictured in the above booking photo.