Meet James Dobran, The Notorious Ohio Dunkin' Donuts Urinator
What kind of a guy goes into a Dunkin’ Donuts at 1:30 AM and urinates on the front counter?
Meet James Dobran.
The 19-year-old Ohioan was collared early yesterday after workers at the Alliance donut shop called 911 to report that a patron had exposed himself and urinated on the counter and floor.
Cops who confronted Dobran at the Dunkin’ Donuts outlet noted that he smelled of booze and showed other evidence of intoxication, according to an Alliance Police Department report. Dobran is seen in the above mug shot.
It is unclear why the teenager chose to relieve himself on the counter of the business, which has a bathroom available to customers.
After being transported to police headquarters, Dobran “stated that his people from Youngstown would kill me very soon,” reported Patrolman Donald Bartolet. Along with public indecency and criminal mischief, Dobran was hit with resisting arrest, underage consumption, and aggravated menacing counts.