Accused Spousal Abuser Busted While Wearing A "She's Kind Of A Slut" T-Shirt

Meet Michael Wolfer.

The 23-year-old Oregon man was arrested early Saturday morning for allegedly punching and choking his wife during an argument in front of their three children, according to a Hermiston Police Department summary.

Wolfer was booked into the Umatilla County Jail for felony domestic violence and strangulation, a misdemeanor. He is locked up in lieu of $11,000 bond.

Perhaps Wolfer’s spouse will wear an “I’m Not With Stupid” shirt at his next court appearance.