Finally, A Worthy Successor To The Line “Kenneth, What Is The Frequency?”
Dialing the number from which the texts emanated, the husband demanded of the male who answered the phone that he stop contacting his wife, according to a Manatee County Sheriff's Office report.
The creepy caller explained he would cease, “When Dan Aykroyd eats cherry pie.”
This response, of course, makes little sense. But we hereby nominate the line as a worthy successor to “Kenneth, what is the frequency?”
Now excuse us while we go and trademark the phrase for use on our upcoming line of “When Dan Aykroyd eats cherry pie” t-shirts, mouse pads, and keychains.