Topless Female Van Masturbator Pleads Guilty To Minor Weapons Charge

The topless Illinois woman arrested on a gun charge after cops found her masturbating in a Chrysler van outside a Red Roof Inn has pleaded guilty to a weapons count, according to court records.

Vikki Myers, 44, copped a plea last month in DuPage County Circuit Court to a City of Naperville ordinance violation. Myers, pictured in the mug shot at right, was fined $165 and placed on “supervision” for several months. She is scheduled for a March 9 court appearance.

Myers, arrested in November for possession of a 9mm handgun without a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card, admitted to masturbating in the vehicle, where cops discovered “adult items that were used for self-pleasuring.” Myers, who was not charged for the topless auto eroticism, was apparently staying at the hotel with her children, and had repaired to the van for her solo session.

Comments (12)

She must have done a good job of it cuz she still has a smile.
I heard she wouldn't stop "pleasuring herself" when the arresting officer ordered her to. When he threatened to Taze her, she threw a leg over his shoulder and, gesturing with her tool toward a special spot,insisted, "HERE!!! HERE!!!"
She ain't half-bad...I'd hit it....
men in this country don't have a clue when it comes to romance....
That thing you got a hold of is no minor weapon mam!
get a room.
Mmmmmm... self-pleasuring, nice.
Hey, she's not half bad. Why is she doing herself when I am available? Why are ANY women doing themselves for that matter? Women should not have to go without the REAL DEAL. Just another thing about women that makes ya go....Hmmmm? !
She's too sexy for her van.
She resembles Lily Tomlin-a very satisfied Lily Tomlin, mind you.