Dallas Cops Hunt Female Trio In Theft Of "10 Function Love Rider" Sex Toy
Texas cops are on the lookout for a trio of women who last night stole a $72.99 sex toy from a Dallas store.
According to a Dallas Police Department report, the suspects swiped a "10 Function Love Rider" from a Condoms To Go store on LBJ Freeway. A store worker told cops that one woman placed the sex toy in her pants, while a cohort sought to create a diversion.
After boosting the merch, the trio fled together in an auto around 8:30 PM.
The manufacturer of the "Love Rider" describes the product as a "complete strap-on system" that features "unscented Silicone probes with reverberating vibrations throughout the shaft that flexes with you."
Before using the sex toy, the thieving trio will need to purchase two AA batteries.