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Meet Terry Glenn Doxey.

The Michigan man, 47, is facing an indecency rap after he was spotted early today masturbating inside a Cadillac parked across from the jail where his incarcerated girlfriend and other female inmates watched the solo show.

According to cops, Doxey was spotted outside the Muskegon County lockup around 5:20 AM. Wearing only a blue jumpsuit, he was pleasuring himself while illuminated by one of the vehicle’s interior lights. He did this, police allege, so that his girlfriend and the other women could better see the autoerotic activity.

When confronted by officers, Doxey denied pleasuring himself. However, this assertion was contradicted by items cops found in Doxey’s ride (use your imagination).

Doxey, whose car had been seen on prior nights parked outside the jail, was booked into the lockup on a felony indecent exposure charge.

According to jail records, his girlfriend is serving a sentence for retail theft. She is scheduled for release in September 2012. Until the police intervened, Doxey was scheduled for release early this morning.

Doxey was arraigned late this afternoon in District Court, and freed after posting a $10,000 personal recognizance bond.

Last April, a 19-year-old Ohio woman was arrested for exposing her breasts outside a jail where she had earlier visited a male friend. Andrea Musser, whose flashing was apparently for the benefit of her incarcerated pal, pleaded guilty to public indecency and was fined $223 and sentenced to a 10-day suspended jail sentence. A jail surveillance video captured Musser mid-flash.

Cops and FBI agents probing the videotaped beating Saturday of an Atlanta man have identified and spoken with the victim, and are now jointly hunting the attackers, according to an Atlanta Police Department spokesperson.

In a statement released this evening, Atlanta police identified Brandon White, 20, as the man who was viciously assaulted outside a market in the city’s Pittsburgh neighborhood. After video of the assault went viral, a relative of White’s contacted police, cops reported.

White, pictured at right, has provided officers with a statement about the February 4 attack outside a McDaniel Street market that has been a gathering spot for members of the Pittsburgh Jack City Gang.

Since one of White’s attackers--as well as the cameraman and a bystander--repeatedly refer to the victim as a “faggot,” FBI agents are probing the attack to determine whether it “meets the criteria for prosecution under the federal hate crimes statute,” according to the APD spokesman. As White is assaulted, the giggling cameraman announces, four times, “No faggots in Jack City.”

Crime Stoppers Atlanta is offering a reward of up to $5000 for information leading to the arrest and indictment of those responsible for the attack.

Video of the assault apparently was first posted early yesterday to the Worldstar Hip Hop web site. But the criminal probe did not begin until TSG determined where the attack occurred and contacted Atlanta police for comment. Cops, who were unaware of the assault, opened an investigation after a reporter provided them with a copy of the video and the address where the beating took place.

White will appear tomorrow afternoon at a press conference organized by Atlanta’s HIV Intervention Project, according to a statement released this afternoon by the non-profit organization.

A New York woman whose two boys were removed from her custody by child welfare officials has filed a federal lawsuit accusing city officials of violating her civil rights (as well of those of her offspring).

To make things right, Fausat Ogunbayo, 46, would like $900 trillion, according to her lawsuit, which was filed last week in U.S. District Court in Brooklyn.

Ogunbayo contends that her children--now aged 16 and 13--were improperly placed in foster care in mid-2008 after Administration for Children Services workers asserted that mental health problems left her unable to properly care for her children.

Contending that she is, in fact, mentally stable, Ogunbayo argues in her complaint that government officials “recklessly disregarded” her “right to family integrity,” and likely caused her children to suffer emotional and mental distress.

As a result, Ogunbayo, who recently worked for Hertz, is seeking a high 15-figure payout. City officials have yet to respond to the Staten Island resident's January 31 lawsuit.

Only 43 days after abandoning the Republican Party, Donald Trump today is expected to scurry back to the GOP and endorse frontrunner Mitt Romney (or perhaps Newt Gingrich).

The fungible nature of the purported billionaire’s political beliefs, of course, is one of the 65-year-old developer’s many bothersome traits. To call The Donald a weathervane is an insult to the stability of weathervanes everywhere.

But let’s cut to the documents.

Trump’s political flip-flopping over the past quarter-century is best chronicled in the files of New York City’s Board of Elections, where the businessman’s assorted voter registration cards are stored. Here’s what they reveal:

* In July 1987, Trump first registered from his penthouse in Manhattan’s Trump Tower. He enrolled in the REPUBLICAN PARTY, listing his prior residence as his boyhood home in Jamaica Estates, Queens.

* Twelve years later, in October 1999, Trump dumped the GOP, and enrolled in the INDEPENDENCE PARTY.

* Less than two years later, in August 2001, Trump again changed his party enrollment. This time, he emerged as a member of the DEMOCRATIC PARTY.

* He lasted eight years as a Democrat. In September 2009, Trump changed his affiliation, this time returning to the REPUBLICAN PARTY.

* As of press time, Trump’s latest party switch occurred six weeks ago, on December 21, when he again ditched the GOP. But instead of siding with a particular party, Trump checked off the box indicating “I DO NOT WISH TO ENROLL IN A PARTY.”

For the second time in recorded history, a motorist has been arrested for driving a Zamboni under the influence.

On Monday evening, cops in Apple Valley, Minnesota busted Joel Bruss for suspicion of DWI. Bruss, 34, was collared at the Hayes Arena, where he operated the ice resurfacing vehicle.

Bruss is pictured at right in a mug shot from an earlier arrest.

According to police, cops were summoned to the rink by witnesses who watched as the Zamboni careened across the ice and bounced off the sideboards. When officers arrived, they saw Bruss, a part-time employee, “struggling to maneuver the Zamboni off the ice.”

When cops approached Bruss, they noticed that he was “unsteady on his feet and smelled of an alcoholic beverage.” Arrested following the completion of field sobriety tests, Bruss was transported to the Apple Valley police station, where “blood alcohol testing was completed.”

The previous Zamboni DWI bust occurred in June 2005, when a 63-year-old man was collared for recklessly operating the machine at a New Jersey rink.

A hospital caregiver in Utah is facing a sodomy charge after police discovered him performing a sex act on an unconscious patient who had been transported to the facility by cops after he was found intoxicated at a residence.

The January 21 incident at Logan Regional Hospital resulted in the arrest of Hal Weston, 46, for forcible sodomy. Weston is pictured at right in a mug shot taken at the Cache County jail.

According to police, the male victim was brought to the hospital after officers were unable to rouse him after he passed out in a police cruiser. At the hospital, the unconscious man (who was to be charged with public intoxication, trespass, and public urination) was put into an exam room, which was concealed behind a curtain.

Cops noted that an officer, who had been writing a police report, went into the exam room to check up on the unconscious man. That’s when patrolman James Gale spotted Weston performing oral sex on the patient around 2 AM.

The hospital worker was then arrested and transported to the county lockup. He bailed out of custody later that day.

Weston was named in a felony criminal information filed Tuesday in Cache County District Court. He has been fired from his job at the hospital.