Until then, here's an A-to-Z sampling of some of our favorite paper. The subjects of these amusing documents are all household names--very Entertainment Tonight. But the content is a bit less, um, mainstream:

A: Kirstie Alley

B: Michael Bolton

C: Sean "Puffy" Combs

D: Leonardo DiCaprio

E: Elvis

F: John Flansburgh

G: Bill Gates

H: Ernest Hemingway

I: Julio Iglesias

J: Janet Jackson

K: Nicole Kidman

L: John Lennon

M: Madonna

N: Jack Nicholson

O: Lee Harvey Oswald

P: Brad Pitt

Q: Unabomber Quiz

R: Rick Rockwell

S: Martha Stewart

T: Billy Bob Thornton

U: USA Today

V: Jesse Ventura

W: Oprah Winfrey

X: Malcolm X

Y: New York Yankees

Z: Abraham Zapruder