DOCUMENT: Bizarre, Crime

Malodorous Perp Gets 90 Days In Jail

Woman, 41, uttered line heard ‘round the Internet

Melissa Williams

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Melissa Williams Guilty

NOVEMBER 16--The West Virginia woman who last month pulled a knife on two men and announced, “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat,” pleaded guilty today to assault and was sentenced to 90 days in jail.

During an appearance this morning in Jackson County Magistrate Court, Melissa Lee Williams, 41, also received a 90-day suspended sentence and was ordered to pay $185.80 in court costs, according to a plea form. Williams, pictured in the mug shot at left, is currently in custody at the South Central Regional Jail.

Williams was arrested last month following a bizarre incident at the 77 Motor Inn, where she was living at the time. According to an October 22 Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report--excerpted here--Williams waved a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct (one of the men was Danny Williams, her estranged husband).

Deputies reported that Williams, who was living four doors down from Danny Williams, showed up at his residence and asked him and another man to “eat my pussy.” While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request,” according to Deputy Ross Mellinger.

However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” As a result, Watson “declined to proceed any further.”

At this point, Melissa Williams “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then uttered a line that has since ricocheted across the Internet: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived at the motor inn, he discovered Williams “nude from the waist down and sitting in a living room chair.” He also noted that “all subjects appeared to be intoxicated and smelled badly of an alcoholic beverage.” (3 pages)

Comments (19)

Faster, Pussycat! Kill, kill!
lol....... Why does this always happen to the wrong people.
“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your *** throat”. lol!!!!! classic.
She would just have to cut my throat.
Whoa too much cheese on that taco? Ugh someone tell her what monistat is please!
Too much cheese and apparently, not enough alcohol for the guys.
Its even over the counter for gods sake u can even buy a test there!
I'd take the knife!
She would just have to cut me...could not do it.
She was just looking for a couple of odor eaters.
Great one!
Oh man thanks for the laugh! Ah that's great!
Maybe the shower in her motel room...errr I mean her home...didn't have hot water...
She should of been charged with attempted murder. Poor guy could have snapped his neck when he got a whiff of that voodoo butterscotch............
They should change the state's name to Worst Vagina.
Someone please give Al Gore her phone number, he'd tap that...she looks like a sex crazed girl[?] poodle...
One thing you'll never hear a man say...."stop sucking my dick or i'll call the cops"
I know it's not acceptable for men to utter this sound, but...EWWW. I've had my share of...ahem...questionable situations, like seeing/smelling yogurt being cultured...but just EWW.
Hey, girls just want to have fun. A long time ago (1991) I was in Paulsboro, NJ when a woman approached my rig. I thanked her for her concern over keeping my parts working but that I was almost home and thanked her anyway. She went nuts, kicking my tractor door and calling my everything other than a white straight male. I had to chase her away with my buddy bar which I threw at her and told her to use that if necessary. Same woman? Maybe, but too long ago to remember,.