Charlie Sheen Is An Odious Degenerate

FEBRUARY 25--After belatedly realizing that he engaged yesterday in some nasty Jew-baiting, Charlie Sheen now wants to make it clear that he’s no anti-Semite.

The actor told his stenographers at TMZ that he was just seeking to “address the man, not the bullshit TV persona” when repeatedly referring to Chuck Lorre, the creator of “Two and a Half Men," as “Chaim Levine.”

Sheen explained that was simply the Hebrew translation of Lorre’s birth name. Despite appearances, the 45-year-old Sheen claims he was not trying to cast Lorre as a greedy Jew who has become wealthy as a result of the actor’s efforts.

Sheen, a 9/11 conspiracist who also appears to dabble in Hebraic genealogy, is, even by Hollywood measures, an unmatched degenerate. Court filings in his divorce from Denise Richards (with whom he has two children) detail the depths of his deviant behavior.

Perhaps while he is busy explaining how Jews are among his best friends, Sheen can explain his use of the word “nigger” while screaming into Richards’s answering machine.

Transcripts of six vulgar and vicious messages left by Sheen were included in a Los Angeles Superior Court filing (to her credit, the actress has apparently never sought to sell the tapes).

Along with referring to Richards as a “fucking nigger,” Sheen called his estranged wife a “fucking asshole,” “fucking liar,” and “Dick face.” Richards also alleged that Sheen once shoved her to the ground and screamed, "I hope you fucking die, bitch." (2 pages)