April 11, 1997
DOCUMENT: Crime

Boozing Tim Allen: Really A Dick

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Boozing Tim Allen: Really A Dick

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We've all been there before: You play a round of golf, get liquored up at the 19th hole, and hop behind the wheel. Before you know it, a cherry top's behind you and you're being asked to recite the alphabet, count backwards, and walk the asphalt tightrope. As these Michigan police documents show, comedian Tim Allen knows the routine all too well. The "Home Improvement" star, whose real name is Timothy Alan Dick, was busted last month for drunk driving. Along with his 110-proof breath, we think Mr. Dick's rheumy eyes (as seen in the accompanying mug shot) gave him away. (5 pages)    

Boozing Tim Allen: Really A Dick

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Submitted by wandabyrd on Thu, 2010-09-23 08:16.
This is a Test!!!!!!!
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