Boys Will Be Boys

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Boys Will Be Boys

Galloway Complaint

Twice the fun:

1) It took TSG a few weeks to wrangle this report from the Mason, Ohio police department, but it was worth the wait. Aaron and Elizabeth subsequently got a legal slap on the wrist for their illicit ride at funtabulous Kings Island. Now we know why it's called an amusement park! (2 pages)

2) Few wide receivers could fill the shoes of retired Dallas Cowboys legend Michael Irvin. But Joey Galloway appears to be trying. This West Virginia criminal complaint was just filed against Galloway for a bizarre May incident (which occurred two months after Joey signed a $42 million contract with the 'Boys). Here's hoping that Galloway, now on the shelf with a torn ACL, reconsiders his unique off-season training regimen. (2 pages)