Bulletin: Elvis Presley Still Dead!

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We forgot to run this Memphis Medical Examiner's report a couple of months ago when the world paused again to mourn the August 1977 passing of Elvis Presley. Drafted shortly after The King's naked body was found toiletside, this scribbled ME's document does not dare attempt to estimate Presley's weight, though it does note that the singer wasn't circumcised. (2 pages)

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Bulletin: Elvis Presley Still Dead!