A Nickel Bag Of Tacos

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A Nickel Bag Of Tacos

Meet Jacob Furey.

He's a 19-year-old fast food employee who just got nailed for a rather stupid prank. Just when TSG thought these guys were the biggest dopes slinging tacos, Furey comes along and gets arrested for "adulterating" a customer's grub. Too bad the diner was a Roseville, Minnesota cop.

Furey's felonious hijinks have him facing a max of five years in jail and a $10,000 fine. (4 pages)