Wondering What Gives Meth Its Special Flavor?

JUNE 23--Curious about where the average street dealer safely stores their stash?

Wonder no more!

A Florida Man whose rap sheet includes more than a dozen drug convictions was arrested last month after jailers discovered four “crystal rocks” of methamphetamine stored inside the defendant’s “penis skin,” according to an arrest affidavit.

Shaft Bang Adams, 30, was collared in mid-May for driving with a suspended or revoked license and booked into the Orange County jail on the misdemeanor count.

Adams, an Orlando resident, was familiar with the lockup owing to his 20-plus prior convictions for offenses like domestic assault; battery; possession of a controlled substance; delivery of cocaine; possession of a firearm by a convicted felon; false imprisonment; and possession of drug paraphernalia.

During the jail intake process, Adams was subjected to a strip search during which a correctional officer reported finding “4 crystal rocks white in color inside the ‘penis skin’ of Mr. Adams.” A subsequent field test of the rocks “tested positive for Methamphetamine.”

Adams, seen above, was charged with possession of meth and introducing contraband into a penal institution, both felonies. He spent eight days in custody before posting $2000 bond.

Adams is back behind bars following his arrest yesterday on cocaine possession and resisting charges, records show. (1 page)