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The Lascivious Louie Louie

Yes, the FBI probed whether the 1960's hit was obscene

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An Outraged Parent Writes

Were These The Offending Lyrics?

How About This Version?

Actually, It Could Have Been These

A Kingsmen Makes His Case

Kingsmen #2: We're Clean, Not Obscene

The Real Lyrics

You Can't Prosecute What You Can't Hear

We've all been there. You're at a party, a bit liquored-up and dancing like a loon. Then "Louie Louie" starts to play and, suddenly, you're one of the Kingsmen. You're howling the lyrics when, during the third verse, you realize that you don't know the lyrics.

Well, J. Edgar Hoover once found himself in a similar predicament (sort of). In the early-1960s, the FBI boss and his troops investigated whether the song's lyrics violated federal obscenity laws. Triggered by complaints from parents and other tightasses (who sent the FBI copies of the supposed "Louie Louie" lyrics), the G-men struggled to determine just what it was the Kingsmen were singing. But even when they slowed the 45 rpm single down to 33-1/3, the agents remained stymied. This was one case Hoover's boys couldn't crack.

Here are some choice excerpts from the FBI's "Louie Louie" investigative file:

An Outraged Parent Writes (1 page)

Were These The Offending Lyrics? (1 page)

How About This Version? (1 page)

Actually, It Could Have Been These (1 page)

A Kingsmen Makes His Case (1 page)

Kingsmen #2: We're Clean, Not Obscene (1 page)

The Real Lyrics (1 page)

You Can't Prosecute What You Can't Hear (1 page)