October 9, 2012
DOCUMENT: Sex, Crime
Cops Seek To Deflate Robber Of Dallas Sex Shop
Knife-wielding perp escaped with cash, penis pump
OCTOBER 9--A knife-wielding thief made off with $250 in 
cash and a $150 penis pump during a robbery early Sunday morning at an adult novelty shop in Dallas, police report.
The aggravated robbery of Zone d’Erotica occurred at 4:45 AM, when the suspect “displayed knife then demanded money,” according to a Dallas Police Department report.
In addition to fleeing with $250, the thief also walked out of the Forest Lane business with a penis pump valued at $150.
The report does not provide a description of the armed robber (who surely must be a dude, right?). On a related note, cops have yet to solve similar sex shop heists like this, this, and this. (2 pages)
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