DOCUMENT: Roundups, Crime

It Takes Two Asses To Make An Assassin

Find the missing letter in the mug shot roundup

Mug Shot Roundup

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January 27, 2012 Mugs

NOTE: This week’s booking photo roundup can be viewed two ways:

I) Click here to page through the photos in old school TSG style. In the upper right corner of each page you’ll find a description of the criminal charge(s) leveled against the suspect.

II) To look at the booking photos in a lightbox, just click the image beneath the “View The Document” arrow at left. When you mouse over the respective photos, the charged crime(s) will appear in a small box.

JANUARY 29--The gun-loving Florida perp who kicks off this week’s mug shot roundup was arrested Monday for attempted murder and home invasion. The 29-year-old, now jailed in lieu of $1 million bond, had his chest ink photographed by cops, thus proving that the dopey pistolero (and his tattoo artist) had no clue how to spell “Assassin.” As for the other suspects, a few notes:

1) Feel free to Photoshop a message onto the forehead bandage of the 44-year-old gent on page #4. He was nabbed Sunday for drunk driving; 2) The South Carolina man, 71, on page #12 was collared for drunk driving. It is unclear whether he was also under the influence of oxygen at the time (or whether it was administered post-handcuffs); and 3) The overalls enthusiast, 73, on page #14 was busted Tuesday by North Carolina cops for being a felon in possession of a firearm. (14 pages)